automatic lifestyle dispenser » w.t.f. http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com Macro photography, clever links from around the web, improbable movie trading cards, ephemera, etcetera Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:41:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Poop iPhone case http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2012/02/07/poop-iphone-case/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2012/02/07/poop-iphone-case/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:41:30 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2012/02/07/poop-iphone-case/ #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } ]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2012/02/07/poop-iphone-case/feed/ 0 Screengrab from Maury http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/17/screengrab-from-maury/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/17/screengrab-from-maury/#comments Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:21:20 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=1138 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } ]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/17/screengrab-from-maury/feed/ 0 Wet Circuits Power Strip Youtube videos http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/06/wet-circuits-power-strip-youtube-videos/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/06/wet-circuits-power-strip-youtube-videos/#comments Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:02:37 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=1122 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } Via Engadget]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

Via Engadget

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/06/wet-circuits-power-strip-youtube-videos/feed/ 0 Mobile Spray Tan 911 http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/03/mobile-spray-tan-911/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/03/mobile-spray-tan-911/#comments Sun, 04 Jul 2010 00:32:32 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=1115 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } ]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/07/03/mobile-spray-tan-911/feed/ 0 Al Gore Sex Attack http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/30/al-gore-sex-attack/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/30/al-gore-sex-attack/#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 13:57:38 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=1105 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } “She saved her pants as evidence” lol Via the grocery checkout line]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

“She saved her pants as evidence” lol

Via the grocery checkout line

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/30/al-gore-sex-attack/feed/ 0 Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/24/woman-in-sumo-wrestler-suit-assaulted-her-ex-girlfriend-in-gay-pub-after-she-waved-at-man-dressed-as-a-snickers-bar/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/24/woman-in-sumo-wrestler-suit-assaulted-her-ex-girlfriend-in-gay-pub-after-she-waved-at-man-dressed-as-a-snickers-bar/#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 22:46:35 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=1096 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } ]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/24/woman-in-sumo-wrestler-suit-assaulted-her-ex-girlfriend-in-gay-pub-after-she-waved-at-man-dressed-as-a-snickers-bar/feed/ 0 Classy Signage http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/13/classy-signage/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/13/classy-signage/#comments Sun, 13 Jun 2010 21:22:23 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=1042 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } Seen several years ago on a lawn in Irwin, PA.]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

Seen several years ago on a lawn in Irwin, PA.

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/13/classy-signage/feed/ 0 Parking Travesty http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/09/parking-travesty/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/09/parking-travesty/#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:29:38 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=1024 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } I noticed this several years ago across the street from the courthouse in downtown Pittsburgh]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

I noticed this several years ago across the street from the courthouse in downtown Pittsburgh

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/06/09/parking-travesty/feed/ 0 The Human Centipede http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/05/14/the-human-centipede/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/05/14/the-human-centipede/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 19:57:47 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=994 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } This truly looks like the worst thing ever.]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

This truly looks like the worst thing ever.

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]]> http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/05/14/the-human-centipede/feed/ 0 Neuticles is why I love AMERICA http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/05/07/neuticles-is-why-i-love-america/ http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/2010/05/07/neuticles-is-why-i-love-america/#comments Sat, 08 May 2010 01:47:11 +0000 The Cowboy http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/?p=986 #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } Cast your aspersions, ye nutted and nutless alike. These folks want to refill your dog’s empty sack, and god is with them]]> #leftcontainerBox { float:left; position: fixed; top: 60%; left: 70px; } #leftcontainerBox .buttons { float:left; clear:both; margin:4px 4px 4px 4px; padding-bottom:2px; } #bottomcontainerBox { width: 50%; padding-top: 1px; } #bottomcontainerBox .buttons { float: left; margin: 4px 4px 4px 4px; }

Cast your aspersions, ye nutted and nutless alike. These folks want to refill your dog’s empty sack, and god is with them

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